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Archive for July 2021

future me hates me

THINGS I’VE BEEN WRONG ABOUT, IN UNIMPORTANT YET SPECTACULAR WAYS You know the “bag of dog poop on fire” prank, which may only exist in ‘80s movies? For some reason I never thought about the fact that the “joke” is that the victim stomps it out and gets a poopy shoe. Maybe that’s because I […]