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Archive for July 2015

brighter than nothing, smarter than nobody

ELEPHANT VERISIMILITUDE I was walking to work behind a woman wearing a blouse that had tiny little elephants, linked up by their trunks, printed all over it. The blouse was cream with tiny black elephants and I was idly admiring and coveting it. After years and years of never wearing any sort of printed fabric […]

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SQUIRMY WORMY Two great bits of information about worms this week: Go fuck yourself, worm. Girl, I got so many legs. I got a pair of antenna-like appendages, 6 pairs of elongate setiferous limbs for suspension feeding, and 9 pairs of clawed annulated legs with an anchoring function. HINEYASANA Nora and I were doing a […]