mimi smartypants
Seriously, though: what's with the penguins?

Archive for January 2021

back with the hazmat for the next round

MORE CIRCUMSTANCE LESS POMP There is a new POTUS and everyone feels better, but it’s like the “better” when you’re no longer actively throwing up but still shaky and weird and not ready to do much. I also wish our main elected leader was not one thousand years old but whatever, he has a sturdy […]

edward 40hands

DID YOU CHECK IN THE BACK Weird phone call from the pharmacy today! I rarely answer the phone but what the heck, shit is boring! Maybe they want to offer me drugs! No, it turns out they wanted some. Pharmacy Guy: Hi, I’m looking for Aaron Smartypants Me: This is his mom, can I help? […]