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Archive for October 2019

drag you like a kite

On 24 October 2019

ON SCOOPING THE CAT BOX I will not say there is an art to it, although I want to. You have to work deep but gentle. Get underneath the clump, all the way, cradle it under the scoop. Those who fail to do so (and we won’t name names here) just break the clump into […]

bridge builders of old

On 9 October 2019

OPINIONS I am not going to reproduce or respond to an email that yelled at me, and not in a humorous way, for not blogging often enough—but holy shit dude (used in its midwestern, gender-neutral sense). No one is paying me real-person money, or indeed any money at all, to type bullshit on a WordPress […]