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Archive for December 2018

absolutely zippo

A week: Murphy Bad Kitty knocked over the Xmas tree. Everything was mostly fine, only one broken ornament and not a favorite one. But so BAD! Someone on the street exhaled cigarette smoke more or less directly in my face. As a pedestrian, was nearly run over twice, once by a Gonnella bread truck, which […]

couldn’t trust my homies just a bunch of dirty rats

So it seems that washing my hair every day makes it look bad, but washing my hair every other day means that it looks bad about 12 hours before it is due to be washed again, so I…need to wash my hair every 36 hours? That is going to be complicated. It could work if […]