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Archive for May 2013

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Today I learned that separating banana stems from the bunch prevents them from ripening too fast, because I guess the banana peer-group influence is strong and bananas tend to follow the crowd. In a bunch, one banana will start getting into makeup and terrible tween sitcoms and then suddenly the rest of the bananas get […]

introduced into the blood-stream

After days and days away, for reasons general and psychological and geographical and time-constraint-ical, we really have no choice but to resort to Ye Olde Numbered List if I want to tell you things. And I do, I do, I do want to tell you things. I got to have drinks and bar snacks with […]