mimi smartypants
Seriously, though: what's with the penguins?
shall we not endeavor to arrange our legs?
“I just hope I won't be taken for one of those trendy constructivists who makes out with other constructivistsjust to give the expressionists a hard-on.” Extremely interesting post, although a big chunk of my brain convulses and tries to fold over on itself like a poked slug when I consider the implications of “politicizing [my] […]
elbow to the face
THE GREATEST CELL PHONE CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER HAD (PLUS ONE IMAGINARY EXCHANGE)Me (from a bar): How long does it take you to go two miles?T: Sorry, I got held up. A pizza emergency.Me: Well, hurry up and get here. I'm stuck talking to a Moroccan.While Faisal was a perfectly normal young man whose only […]
each one screech one
Expect updates to be kind of sparse around here for a while. I just bought this new hair goop, and the jar has these instructions:Rub small amount between fingers. Create image.So most of my time is taken up by construction work on the Golden Calf of Baal. Also, I owe all kinds of people all […]
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