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Archive for March 2025

beans they took from the cabinet

On 4 March 2025

IN WHICH I PONTIFICATE (HA!) ABOUT SEX, WORDS, WRITING, AND CATHOLIC OBJECTS Dear smut writers: I do not want to police your language, but just know that I’m always going to hate “intimate folds.” The vulva is not origami. (With caps and maybe a little creative punctuation, you might have one of those full-sentence post-rock […]