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Archive for August 2020

drone stoned

DO NOT SAY THIS Why do people ever trot out the stupid-asshole line “school is not childcare” in response to anyone lamenting the state of things? School is a lot of things but it absolutely is a place your kids go while you go to work. Pretend you needed to design a childcare facility for […]

the money is mandatory, the hoes is for the stress

August! How did that happen but also how is it only August? Because it has been approximately eight years now of working from home and not going anywhere fun and being a boring sad loser person. Also of going up a pants size, which is kind of terrifying because if I can get fatter in […]