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Archive for April 2019

to the hoes who hardly wear any clothes

HASHTAG BROCCOLI On April 1 I told Twitter what I was cooking for dinner. (Why? I do not know.) Then I decided to tell Twitter what I was cooking for dinner as often as possible for the month of April, a move that on the one hand seemed like a dumb self-indulgent overshare (LIKE TWITTER […]

tell you my name

I returned a dress (purchased online, naturally) to the Michigan Avenue LOFT store. Save a stamp! Give a store clerk easy tasks to do! If you have time to lean you have time to clean process my return. Clerk: Anything wrong with it? Me: No. It just looks weird on me. Clerk: I have to […]