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Archive for March 2018

chips fall where they may

On 27 March 2018

A PARTIAL LIST OF MY CURRENT GRIEVANCES Menstruating Because of the above, a complete Cathy-comic cliche Trader Joe’s grocery bag consisting of chocolate and cheese Legs feel weird In a slow-motion email argument with an extremely passive-aggressive London librarian who will NOT leave well enough alone He likes to reply with long copypasted explanations of […]

we regret to inform you of an angry duck

On 16 March 2018

SHAMEFUL CONFESSIONS I never really liked Husker Du. (This is a fun one to bust out in front of aging, musically “pure,” male former punks. They all look at me like BURN! THE! WITCH! I also don’t want to put the umlauts on Husker Du. Deal with it. I fell asleep a tiny bit when […]