mimi smartypants
Seriously, though: what's with the penguins?

Archive for January 2017

and if my skull is empty

On 31 January 2017

I will take a break from drinking wine and continuous-repeat listening to that Eels werewolf song to type a thing. It is not a thing you need, but it might be a thing you want! Honestly, how the fuck would I know. MY COMPASSIONATE SIDE IS SORT OF WEIRD AND THERE IS A REASON I […]

tiny stripey piglet

On 20 January 2017

I make myself, and only myself, laugh when on my way to work in the rainy January slush I walk by a totally flattened and squashed pigeon in the street, blood and feathers and even a discernible foot, and lean over to shout at the ground “ARE YOU OKAY?” It’s the little things, people. The […]