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Archive for June 2013

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On 25 June 2013

1. It is interestingly ironic how yoga-folks and other Eastern-influenced-spirituality people always say things like, “Listen to your body” and “Your body knows what it needs.” Because aren’t you right back in the thick of Cartesian dualism when you start thinking that way? Huh? Huh, yoga teachers? (Excuse me, I have to go start a […]

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On 12 June 2013

Someone practically begged me to explain a throwaway sentence from a few entries ago, where I promised/threatened to explain why vegans are terrible at measuring things. If cooking bores you, bail now. I will be wearing a virtual apron for the next few paragraphs, as well as attempting to bitch about food blogs without naming […]

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On 1 June 2013

YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN EXPECTING A NICE TIME Today I witnessed a spectacular meltdown from a customer at the post office who felt she was experiencing rudeness and a bad attitude from said post office’s employees, which no shit there is rudeness at the post office, the post office is a hellish miasma of […]