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CRAY. ZEE. PERSON. The other day I was doing something at the sink while Nora showered the post-karate sweat off of her tiny muscular body, and she yelled “Hey! Have you ever done push-ups in the shower?” No. No I have not. “You should! It’s AWESOME!” I peeked around the curtain and sure enough, military-style […]
dude, ou est ma voiture?
YOU KNOW I WON’T STAY SOBER I ran a whole bunch of miles this week. This is all very good for my cholesterol and weight maintenance and future cancer risk. It may be less good for my mental health (despite scientific evidence to the contrary), because I am starting to feel a little addictive and […]
sweet potato candy
SMELLS LIKE OFFICE SPIRIT Why oh why did I have to return to work? I took all of Thanksgiving week off and got rather used to the bralessness, laziness, and all-day snacking. Then I went back to the office, about 10,000 passive-aggressive emails, and a whole world of suck. Nora went to school happily enough, […]
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