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Seriously, though: what's with the penguins?
don't mess around mess around
My friend has a urinary tract infection. And of course we are talking about it. Me: Although I do pee blood, the UTIs just don't happen to me. I think I remember having one when I was like five.Bacterially Infected Friend: I get them all the time! I wipe correctly, I pee after sex, I […]
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Nora still takes a nap. She may briefly bitch about it, but every afternoon she gets wrangled into bed and every afternoon she ends up sacking out for a good ninety minutes or more. Even on the weekends, when she has not had the very wearying experience of three hours of preschool. Which means that […]
three easy steps
VERBAL VINEGAR FOR YOU BITERS DOWN AT THE SALAD BAR Whoo, I am all riled up. I am feeling all shit-starty and dangerous, which is kind of a joke when you step back and take a proper look, as I am sitting here in paisley pajama pants and a paint-stained hoody (slob! unsexy slob!), listening […]
essential ointments
MY NEW FAVORITE THING I have posted before about Banana, The Cat Who Will Not Be Quiet Ever. If I am alone in the house, I often enjoy pretending that the incessant meowing is really her trash-talking me. It helps that Banana is a very interactive meow-er, so we can have exchanges like this: Banana: […]
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