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Archive for July 2002

the mechanic's eye began to spasm anew

On 15 July 2002

FREAKY GOOGLE REFERRALS I HAVE RECEIVED 1. nasal sex hippo (I suppose a hippo's nostril would be plenty large enough. Ick, though.)2. smartypants phlebotomists (have hypodermic, rubber tubing, and high IQ, will travel.)3. wax groin men (sounds like a command. Wax groin, men! Or maybe Wax, Groin Men!)4. garter belt as sex barrier (you could […]

everybody dies frustrated and sad and that is beautiful

On 12 July 2002

Toilet roll conspiracy. Massive amounts of pasty goodness. I am pretty hungry right now, but three hundred pounds of hummus is not quite what I am looking for. I'm hungry in that over-the-edge way where healthy food just won't cut it anymore. I am thinking either grilled cheese or the black bean nachos from across […]

my karma chameleon is eating a cricket

On 11 July 2002

Freezer Bear got some ice cubes stuck to his paw (see below).That's the parsimonious explanation, the adherent properties of frozen water on terrycloth, but I prefer to think that Freezer Bear is encouraging me to have a chilled beverage. Freezer Bear says: See how inviting these ice cubes are? Why don't you let me freshen […]

igloo politics

On 9 July 2002

Well hello again.Who is the freaky little girl who puts everything she thinks or feels onto a dorktastic diaryland site with charming if somewhat juvenile penguin icons? Me, me, me!I'm back from the UK and frighteningly un-jet-lagged. Time for some disjointed impressions from my trip:1. It feels like I have been away for a long […]

begin to seem like monsters

On 1 July 2002

HOTIt is brutal out there today. BRUTAL. With a capital BREW. Actually I'm not having beer right now, but that sounds nice. I went out to run some errands before taking off on my trip. (Do you like how I pretended that this morning was the last entry before vacation? Ha! Fooled you! Man, you […]

constant comment, the loquacious tea

On 1 July 2002