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Archive for December 2001

flammable puppet, stand back

On 3 December 2001

Do you have any unusual sexual fantasies?Boy, did that come out of left field. I know you're used to more standard Mimi Smartypants opening phrases such as “Whoa, I'm drunk” or “Everyone around me is a complete idiot” or “I already apologized for setting his hair on fire, what more does he want from me?” […]