mimi smartypants
Seriously, though: what's with the penguins?
swerve across two lanes
SUPER TURKEY It is a little-known fact: new furniture leaks harmful fumes that make rash decisions seem like fantastic ideas, which is why I will be hosting Thanksgiving for the in-laws (it's “their” holiday) around my new(ish), extendable, dining-room table. Thanksgiving is this week, were you aware? Oh crap. Oh CRAPHONSO, actually. (Can you believe […]
ancho chile powder
Dick Fucking Cheney! I have jury duty! I am sitting here next to one of a grand total of TWO outlets in the drearysad Daley Center, although using the present tense is sort of a sham since there is no wireless here (wtf?) and I guess I will be uploading my drivel at a later […]
planet of the picnic apes
I think I am getting a reputation at work as a naysayer. Do you think I can parlay this into a superhero identity? THE NAYSAYER! WITH THE POWER OF DENIAL! NO! NEIN! NAY! NEVER NOT NO NEGATIVE! It just seems like every time we have a meeting about how maybe we should do this new […]
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