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Archive for December 2008

remind me not to get cancer

IT IS A MYSTERY Urine luck! A thought about urine! Yesterday it occurred to me that it is somewhat strange how the body does not produce pee at a standard rate in the absence of liquid input. For instance, if I go to bed at 10 pm (shut UP, I'm TIRED), I will wake up […]

where have you been

AND I HAVE COME TO DESTROY THE WORLD Yesterday I couldn't stop saying the phrase “evil robot from the future.” I mostly managed to keep it in inside my head, fortunately. You look nice today. Do I look like an evil robot from the future? I'll get the updated list to you later today. Evil […]

zombies can't play football

BECAUSE I AM NOT PREGNANT Can I take a moment to complain about how tampons are really expensive? Tampons are really freaking expensive. Thank you. BECAUSE I HAVE A KID My daughter starts chess club today. NERD! Maybe I will go pick her up afterwards and circle the block slowly yelling NERDS! at all the […]