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Archive for August 2008

conspiracy shhhhhh

1. I now have appliances in the kitchen, and I will soon have a sink and a countertop, should certain lying-ass contractors ever decide to stop dicking around and deliver it. Hey, isn't there a housing slump, crash, slide, or whatever onomatopoeic word economists like to use these days? Shouldn't you guys be unemployed right […]

the most vexed question of all

I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE I am going to get my ass kicked one of these days, because I just can't seem to stop my mouth. I was walking by a woman whose toddler was stooping to pick up a rock, and the woman said, “No no, we don't touch rocks” and I was like, “Right, […]

mastered the jargon

GOT TO GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY I need to do the obligatory snooze-inducing Narrative Wrap-Up Post, because I have been away forever and a lot of things have been happening. Not sure if you noticed, but my diary is not so much about the happening of things. I would really prefer to ignore […]