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Archive for January 2008

FIVE

On 25 January 2008

Nora is five years old today, I can hardly believe it. The day has started out strangely. There have been birthday wishes, yes, but there has also been a vehement discussion/argument, which actually threatened to turn teary, regarding negative numbers. Nora seems baffled and angry about the idea of negative numbers. I think she feels […]

what exactly is your dysfunction

On 18 January 2008

THE SIGN WILL BE THAT LIFE IS AWESOME Someone must have slipped something in my water bottle this morning because I am very on edge and I keep seeing weird shit that turns out not to be weird shit. The first instance was on the train, when I glanced up from my book and saw […]

don't call the cop a motherfucker

On 9 January 2008

GIVE ME YOUR ALL YOUR CLOTHES AND NO ONE GETS HURT I saw the perfect coat on some El chick last night. I am extremely picky about outerwear and her coat was amazing. I wanted to take it and run. I have been all over the internet fumblingly trying to Google its various qualities but […]

there was a toolshed

On 7 January 2008

Holidays now officially over. Back to the transit grind. However, it seems to still have sufficient novelty that I mix reading and iPodding with blatant eavesdropping and rubbernecking. The couple having a low-level argument about kitchen-knife quality. (Huh.) The cute guy who sadly is wearing a coat I cannot respect. The old woman with the […]