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Archive for December 2007

two thousand ate

I HATE TO CHAT BUT DAMN, SOME MILLER HIGH LIFES AND IT SOUNDS LIKE FUN XoEnDofTimEoX: hEysmartypantsmimi: hey.XoEnDofTimEoX: asl sweetheart?smartypantsmimi: asl up yoursXoEnDofTimEoX: did that offend you?smartypantsmimi: no. did I offend you?XoEnDofTimEoX: no, just curious as to why you used the words, “up yours”smartypantsmimi: because. you should. take your asl. and put it. up. your […]

ordered a hackney-coach

DOTTED LINE LT went and did something crazy on the day after Christmas: he “bought” a car. Our used Saturn was nice and paid for, and we have been running around saying YAY NO MORE CAR PAYMENT. But then the Saturn started to do some funky shit like need repair, and the YAY turned to […]

that's not even Mexico

LT keeps giving out presents and it is not even Christmas yet. I got a new phone, because the hinge on mine was broken and if I did not hold it exactly the right way I hung up on people. Nora got a stapler, because she is a stapling fiend. She has been making lots […]

ruthless, brainy alter ego

I did not die of sweet potato poisoning, there just has not been a ton of typing mojo since Thanksgiving. Work is crazy and I have come down with a cold that has me coughing like Keats in Italy. But I am recovering, slowly, and today I pulled up the bits-'n-pieces/fleeting thoughts/not-enough-for-an-entry file (CRACKERCRUMBS.DOC) and […]