mimi smartypants
Seriously, though: what's with the penguins?
quarter past twelve
HILLS LIKE WHITE APRIUMS smartypantsmimi: I am eating an APRIUM. And it has a sticker that says, “FLAVOR SAFARI.”famouslongago: Whoa.famouslongago: Every time I think I am within firing range of your coolness you race ahead of me.smartypantsmimi: No shit. Flavor safari. I feel like Hemingway. smartypantsmimi: Women suck.famouslongago: *cork pops* GROUND TRANSPORTATION Someone in my […]
punk-ass yogi
MY PLAN Sometimes I worry about going to prison. I do not plan to break the law, but I have this anxious fantasy that my life will take a Kafkalicious* twist and I will be sentenced to life without parole, owing to some case of mistaken identity or administrative error. I am not being funny. […]
awful percussion of shoes
IT WOULD BE CALLED “NEWS” IF ONLY IT WERE NEWSWORTHY 1. Continuing in my quest to be behind the times by reading all the “controversial” work/family tomes that got people blogging their fingers off years ago, I just finished Linda Hirshman's itty-bitty book. It had its “hell yeah” moments as well as its “now wait […]
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