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Archive for February 2007

like a giraffe he was going around eating

On 26 February 2007

VALIDATED RACK Nora and I sometimes take showers together. This is a big treat for her, and I have never understood why. But now I do! Nora: You have good breasts.Me: Why, thank you.Nora: And the nipples. The nipples are very nice too. Me: Thanks again.Nora: I never liked them when I was a baby, […]

you can ask what you want to the satellite

On 14 February 2007

Perhaps it makes me an asshole, but I am ever-so-slightly annoyed by shipping-address pull-down menus where the US and Canada are in their proper alphabetical position, rather than at the top. I do more internet shopping than most people from Afghanistan and thus I deserve the convenience of being farther up the list. I probably […]

cue the knights on horesback

On 7 February 2007

Hey yo, it's February now. How did that happen? I have been busy applying warm compresses to my neck, chest wall, and groin. Also taking small sips of warm, sweetened, nonalcoholic beverages. Oh wait actually that is what victims of hypothermia are supposed to do, pardon my confusion (also a symptom of hypothermia) as it […]