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Seriously, though: what's with the penguins?
kwashiorker fashion
MY FAVORITE SHAPE I was very tired this morning and apparently just wandered the house grabbing silver rectangles instead of actually paying attention to my packing. I was over-focused on making sure I remembered my iPod, in its snazzy stainless steel case, and so ended up bringing not only the iPod but also the camera, […]
puppet on one hand, miller high life in the other
NOW THAT'S FUNNY Nora is big on getting me to spell stuff for her lately. Yesterday I was sitting at the kitchen table keeping her company while she ate some yogurt and apple slices. There was a pen and paper nearby. “Write YOGURT and then I will spell it,” said Nora. I did, and she […]
not actually pilfered
1. Affensperma literally means “monkey sperm” in German, only the Germans also use it on drink menus to mean “banana juice.” Hmmm. 2. Today I saw a guy wearing a t-shirt that said CRAZY MONKEY SAUCE, a phrase that produces no Google hits (until now!). Crazy monkey wank = crazy monkey sauce? Affensperma! All roads […]
that other mathematics
Preschool is now in full swing, three days a week for the full two hours* each time, and still there are tears at drop-off. It is getting annoying, or rather it is getting annoying in an abstract, intellectual way, since I am at work and never have to deal with it. Apparently once one pries […]
hop to my command
SPIDERMAN AND HIS AMAZING AMPUTEE FRIENDS I saw the strangest thing yesterday while waiting for the bus, and for once it did not involve some hobo's penis. (Intersection of Bryn Mawr + Broadway = hobo penis capital of the world.) I saw a little kid wearing a safari-style hat that said OPERATION IRAQI FREEDOM around […]
replaced by deep umbrage
YOU ASK A GLASS OF WATER So sleepy today, with gritty eyes and a liquidy feeling like I am sliding down the gullet of the world. Although if I were a beverage right now I doubt I would be anything yummy or even alcoholic but instead just a glass of tepid cloudy tap water. It […]
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