a mouthful of zinc
I just bought zinc supplements at the health food store. Zinc is very good for you. (It's also fun to say. Zinc. Zinc.) I take zinc supplements and you should too. I found out that you can also get the US Recommended Daily Allowance of zinc by simply giving 3 blowjobs a day and swallowing, since seminal fluid contains zinc as well. But that would be a bit excessive I think. Maybe you should go buy the supplements.
—mimi smartypants